Why does PHP and HTML sleep in the same crib,
Whenever I look, they’re sharing a bib.
They seem to support some code they call OOP,
I find it irrelevant, more concerned with my Poop!
Next thing you know I have a full diaper,
All this crap code is making me hyper.
They talk about simplicity and the importance of speed,
Give me two more days, and I’ll learn how to read.
My pet Python can easily extend,
Ruby on rails is my elegant friend.
MySQL has forks such as Drizzle,
It may even leak and gradually fizzle.
Is it true that flexibility is Perl?
If you don’t feed me, that camel I’ll hurl.
My mommy says, I possess dynamic features,
When I get older, I’ll make fun of my teachers.
Maybe I’ll remain in the crib, and be happy with static,
Curiosity won’t allow it, I must become pragmatic.
Crawl, walk, or tricycle, what’s easier to maintain?
The bottom line – I must expand my brain!
By Andra Mccoy